Mauritania

Dear Mauritania,

Today my girl Oprah told me all about you. A country where big is beautiful. Where stretch marks and big butts are looked upon with adoration and the word diet is hardley ever heard.

Maybe one day, when I need you a little more, we could meet. I think we would be great friends. We could enjoy all my favorite things. Chicken fingers, pizza, ice cream and of course Cheetos!

Until then I will think of you with great fondness and longing everytime I say no to delicious food, run on the treadmill, sweat it out at Curves and with every aching crunch and lunge.

Your friend,
Lisa